Brendon McCullum detested the term Bazball from its inception, deeming it reductive and perhaps foreseeing how it might be weaponised down the line. Currently, trailing 2-0 in an away Ashes series that started with high hopes, it has turned into the subject of mockery from Australia.
However McCullum has contributed to the problem either. Following the crushing defeat at the Gabba, his insistence that, if anything, England were 'over-prepared' prior to the pink-ball match was like attempting to extinguish a rubbish fire with gasoline. It risks becoming his lasting legacy as national coach if results do not improve.
In a way, one must admire his commitment to the bit. As much as McCullum says he ignore external noise, he must have been acutely aware of an England team increasingly characterised as freewheeling and lacking preparation.
The truth, as always, is not so simple. England play as much golf during their necessary down time as their rivals and they practice equally hard. Before the Gabba Test, they did more, completing five days to Australia's three, given their limited experience to the pink Kookaburra ball and the different lighting conditions.
McCullum's point about being "over-prepared" was that those additional training days were his call – the instance he wavered in his conviction that minimal preparation is best. It suggested a significant amount of focus was used up before they even took the field in the cauldron of Australia's fortress. And though nets are a chance to iron out technique, they can also become a comfort zone; zero consequence activity that simply maintains the reactions quick.
Schedules are congested such that warm-up matches against state sides were unavailable (and no guarantee, as shown by England playing three before the whitewash in 2013-14). What is harder to square is the dismissal of domestic red-ball cricket as a worthwhile exercise more broadly, evidenced by Jacob Bethell's unproductive season.
Only playing hardens cricketers for the many situations they walk out to face, and it is here where England have thus far fallen well short. It is not only with the bat – harrowing as some of the shot selection has been – but an bowling attack that seems leaderless. None has shown the persistence or discipline that the exceptional Mitchell Starc and his teammates have delivered.
McCullum's unconventional outlook was liberating during its first 12 months, an effective, apt remedy to eradicate the torpor that preceded it. The disappointment now comes in how it has seemingly not evolved past that point – the lack of an upgrade to the original software that has seen form taper off to an even record from their last 30 Tests.
One such player is the wicketkeeper-batter, a gifted player, no question, but one who is being constantly tested on both edges and has dropped two crucial opportunities as wicketkeeper. It probably does not help when your counterpart, Alex Carey, has just delivered a masterful display.
Based on the coach's words after the match, England look likely to persist with Smith in Adelaide. The hope – as is the case – is that a switch to a traditional match environment unleashes his top form, with Perth's bouncy pitch and the unfamiliar floodlit Test now out of the way.
The alternative is to implement the plan stumbled across during the series win in New Zealand 12 months ago by shifting the batsman down to his more natural home as a active No. 5 or 6, handing him the wicketkeeping duties, and picking a new No 3. A young contender scored runs for the Lions over the weekend, or perhaps an all-rounder could fulfil a comparable function to the former spinner in 2023.
In the end, these changes is ideal, with Australia's superior basics having destroyed expectations and forced the team's entire approach into the spotlight.
A seasoned travel writer with a passion for exploring hidden gems and sharing luxury travel experiences.